Anti-Establishment

B has a birthday party to go to today- I don't really know them and i didn't have time to make anything so I'm searching for a toy online at Target. I am so picky: nothing electronic, no liscenced characters when possible, nothing gimicky or stupid or gross, nothing with a gillion parts that will end up strewn around their house, not ugly or frivolous- NOT expensive or elaborate-Something either useful, beautiful, enriching, educational, sweet...I should've made something.