She Says

I accidentally bumped her chandelier and it jangled all over. She said: 'Good thing it's your fault, because if I did it I'd be sure to get in trouble.' Sadly, she's probably right.

I was trying to clarify something she had said so I asked her 'Didn't you just go poop, honey?' She cryptically replied, 'Ohhhh, you'd be surprised at that.' Uh...

She starts to employ various words or phrases that she hears but they are not always in the correct context. Lately she uses 'certainly' and 'willing' a lot. The other night at bed she gave a stream something like 'I'd be willing to pick up these books. I'd like to read this one if you are willing. I would be willing to read every single one of these books.'