Have you ever thought to yourself:
"Gee, I sure wish Timm & Jessie (but mostly Jessie) lived closer",
or,
"It sure would be fun to live near (Timm and) Jessie!"
or,
"I've never even met (Timm and) Jessie, but I'm sure I wish I lived nearer to them!"
(Or perhaps the very idea of our leaving the fair city of Charlotte fills you with (deserved) panic and despair.)
If you have-and who hasn't?- then today is your lucky day.
Today I bring you an opportunity that could change your life.
Today could be the first day of the rest of your life.
:: insert other suggestive, inspiring and badgering rhetoric::
We have generously decided to try and expand our circle of influence by considering employment options other than our current one.
Yes, despite the riches we have amassed from Timm's high school teaching position, we have decided to risk it all, take a gamble, and consider a new field- all in order to reach out to you.
All you have to do is find Timm a job.*
Serious consideration will be given to positions in Texas, Utah, Colorado, or preferably here in Charlotte, although other states will also be considered for the right opportunity. Some restrictions apply.**
Timm has qualifications and experience in:
management
retail
curriculum design
training
teaching, specifically:
pre-engineering
drafting
computer-integrated manufacturing
robotics
Jessie will also consider positions in writing or blogging which may be done remotely.
Please email any questions, requests for a resume, or job opportunities.
Today may be your lucky day!
Submit a job for our approval today!
*job is required to pay more than our current position and/or increase our standard of living.
** Jobs in Nevada, New Mexico, or Arizona are prohibited by my aesthetic. It is likely that positions in the Dakotas will also not be considered.